Published: Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Updated: Tuesday, February 5, 2013 20:02
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Mooyah corrupts my digestive system absolutely.
Taking Statistics 1 in the fall of my freshman year and Statistics 2 in the spring of my senior year... that’s what I call a statistically significant error.
We put liquid paper on a bee... and it died.
Imagine being 100 percent naked and hearing a bunch of loud noises you don’t understand. That’s called being an animal.
You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
Is it embarrassing to admit that I’m really liking ABBA right now?
Then, God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
When you’re in your fifties and your music class is doing an assignment about Twitter, you’re gonna have a bad time.
Opening April 2013: Wale’s Chicken Coop
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now. We’ve got a real jam going down now. Welcome to the Space Jam. Here’s your chance, do your dance, at the Space Jam. Alright.
Sometimes I think there’s a monster that lives in my stomach and that’s why I’m always hungry.
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!