InstantDaily: 9.10

UConn’s offensive line has more holes than a sieve.

Hey, the football team has given up an average of 5 points a game this year. #ThePowerOfPositiveThinking

Well, I guess my summer of training for intramural season was a bit of a failure...

Is there anything better than getting retweeted by strangers?

I think there is a fire alarm going off in every building on campus right now.

UConn’s use of the Wildcat offense is textbook insanity: doing something over and over again and expecting a different result.

I went away this weekend; did any more houses get teargassed?

This campus being cold again is something I’m not sure if I’m ready to handle again just yet.

The look on Randy Edsall’s face next Saturday when we pound Maryland will probably make up for this loss.

I think UConn’s offense just went three and out again.

“I’m so content with the temperature of my dorm room in North right now,” said nobody who ever lived ever.