InstantDaily: 9.11

People still use AIM these days?

To the guy working at the Co-op Cafe: I wasn’t laughing at you...you just made me laugh...which I needed, so thank you.

If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

To everyone I invited my birthday party this year: apparently I am only allowed four guests in my apartment. So figure out who it’s gonna be. I suggest fight to the death.

What is gluten and why doesn’t anybody ever charge for it?

Things that have not changed at UCONN since 2009: unnecessary construction, TAIL people, and lifeguards not looking at swimmers: hello grad school

Is it possible to make the InstantDaily from another state after graduation?

Life was so much easier when there were only 150 Pokemon. Then Mew had to come along and mess the whole thing up...

“I don’t mind these practice fire alarms,” said nobody.

Seriously, I’m not sure if I’m ready for this campus to get cold again. I just got used to it being warm.

Sometimes I vow to watch less television in an effort to be more productive. And the Full House reruns come on and I’m watching TV all night.

Is it time to start to calling dibs on Halloween costumes? My first choices are sexy librarian, sexy surgeon, sexy cafeteria worker, sasquatch, and sexy auto worker.