InstantDaily: 9.12

Acid wash jeans should come back into style, because I am REALLY bad at my chem lab.

Isn’t pepper spray supposed to resolve situations, not evacuate entire buildings and cancel the last two classes in my schedule?

I think it’s just about time to start wildly complaining about the men’s basketball season ticket lottery system.

They were giving away free fish on Fairfield Way? Looks like the tuition money is going somewhere dad!

I still don’t understand why people leave their most expensive belongings on the tables in the dining halls to reserve a spot. Really, I’m just going to take your iPhone AND your seat.

FroyoWorld, FroyoWorld, every night I dream about your coming, oh FroyoWorld.

I appreciate this school’s administration being frugal, but could we please splurge on some decent toilet paper for the dorms every once in a while?

There’s so many nice, scenic views on this campus. So that’s why I get annoyed when I look out my window and see the gravel top of North Dining Hall and nothing else.

If enough of us write in Kemba Walker come November 6, I think we can still win this presidential election.