InstantDaily: 9.13

“Those said nobody jokes are really funny,” said nobody.

[Insert derogatory freshman joke here.]

The iPhone 5 has been revealed. New features include lighter frame, greater battery life, pieces of Steve Job’s soul, you know standard upgrades and apps.

I had lunch at Putnam today. Tacos with guacamole. I call them guacos.

Jim Calhoun- the most successful investment ever made by the State of Connecticut. Thank you for making UConn what it is today.

Thank you Jim Calhoun for literally willing your basketball program and our entire university with your toughness, dedication, and tenacious determination to make us always dream big and reach for all of our potential.

If the entire Instant Daily isn’t about Jim Calhoun, you’re doing it wrong.

“I know who I am and I’m comfortable with what I’ve done.” - Jim Calhoun in 2011. And the rest of us are ecstatic with and thankful for what you’ve done, Coach.

There never was a “Calhoun yelling at things” Tumblr and now it just seems far too late.

Blossom, commander and the leader; Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter; Buttercup, she is the toughest fighter. Powerpuff save the day.