Published: Thursday, September 13, 2012
Updated: Thursday, September 13, 2012 21:09
Since he’s retired, is it legal now to make an emoji of Calhoun’s face? People are getting that whenever I’m feeling intesne.
It’s always uncomfortable when a friend you haven’t seen in a year cheerfully informs you that you’ve lost so much weight...and you weigh exactly the same as you did a year ago.
Why wasn’t all of Gampel filled with students today? Where were all you people?!
It’s the weekend! Gonna go to a huge party and get with tons of girls! And by that I mean see a girl I like, get scared, talk to her for like 30 seconds and feel bad about myself the rest of the night...
I’m going to miss Calhoun terribly, but I am so hyped to be able to refer to Kevin Ollie as Coach KO.
I love it when politicians are forced to go multiple generations back in their family tree to provide an anecdote that implies they have some concept of what it’s like to not have gobs of money.
“The first step to being special is to believe you’re special...I’m one of the luckiest people alive.” No Jim, we’re the lucky ones. Thank you for 26 amazing years.