Published: Monday, September 17, 2012
Updated: Monday, September 17, 2012 23:09
I wanted to get into the InstantDaily, so I did.
The new iPhone is slimmer, lighter, has a bigger screen, and sounds like my Samsung. Sounds like another patent lawsuit.
My professor tricked me into reading 172 pdf pages under the ruse that we were going to have a discussion and a quiz, and instead lectured for 2 1/2 hours. Well played.
Popcorn is a problem.
Making the internet even a little bit necessary for my work is a huge fail for productivity everywhere.
The squirrels sure are getting portly.
How does someone who borrows your brand-new vacuum cleaner not notice when one of his huge socks gets sucked up into it and it catches on fire?
My roommate who spent a year in South Korea heard someone say “YOLO” and thought it was a greeting combining “yo” and “hello.”
FroyoWorld, Insomnia Cookies and Sweet Emotions....welcome back freshman fifteen.
I asked my friend if DP Dough would still sell the “Coach Jim Cal-zone.” He says he’s crossing his fingers for the “Kevin Ollie-Ollie-Ox-n-Cheese.”
Downloading at 0 kbps, yet the % downloaded is still going up at a reasonable speed...I’ll take what I can get, UConn Secure.