InstantDaily: 9.18

I wanted to get into the InstantDaily, so I did.

The new iPhone is slimmer, lighter, has a bigger screen, and sounds like my Samsung. Sounds like another patent lawsuit.

My professor tricked me into reading 172 pdf pages under the ruse that we were going to have a discussion and a quiz, and instead lectured for 2 1/2 hours. Well played.

Popcorn is a problem.

Making the internet even a little bit necessary for my work is a huge fail for productivity everywhere.

The squirrels sure are getting portly.

How does someone who borrows your brand-new vacuum cleaner not notice when one of his huge socks gets sucked up into it and it catches on fire?

My roommate who spent a year in South Korea heard someone say “YOLO” and thought it was a greeting combining “yo” and “hello.”

FroyoWorld, Insomnia Cookies and Sweet Emotions....welcome back freshman fifteen.

I asked my friend if DP Dough would still sell the “Coach Jim Cal-zone.” He says he’s crossing his fingers for the “Kevin Ollie-Ollie-Ox-n-Cheese.”

Downloading at 0 kbps, yet the % downloaded is still going up at a reasonable speed...I’ll take what I can get, UConn Secure.