InstantDaily: 9.19

Today when the lights abruptly went out in class my professor announced to us it was “Paranormal activity 4...college edition.”

InstantDaily, will you sing me soft kitty?

You know you’re getting old when you’re excited that the money in your 401(k) account has increased by 10%.

I just want to thank the Karma gods for allowing me to win the basketball lottery for the first time in my tenure at UConn in this, my 11th semester.

Quote from my political science professor: “Someone should assign an intern to Bill Clinton to study impulse control... Actually I take that back.”

My professor in class today: “47% of you will give me crappy evaluations anyway, so what do I care?”

In china they can build a 15 story building in six days and a 30 story building in 15 days. Meanwhile in America, we can renovate a section of sidewalk in a little under 30 days. Oh well, at least those fountains in Mirror Lake are nice...

This is the only reason I have AIM.

The people who entered the basketball lottery just to sell the tickets for a ridiculous price should be thrown out of school. What a bunch of low class people at this school. I wish the administration here knew what’s been going on for the past couple of years. Pathetic.

Only in Storrs will you see people choose not to use their umbrellas in torrential downpours.