InstantDaily: 9.20

Dad, you don’t even go here. Stop getting into the InstantDaily!

“If you get sick more often, then you’re going to die more often.” My anthropology teacher believes we can die more than once apparently.

Your RA writes you up for your extension cord while your friend’s RA makes him brownies. MY RA hands out free condoms…I win!

Things I’ve learned today: spinning is NOT an exercise for people who are out of shape.

Things that make me feel stupid: failing a biochem homework problem set. Things that make me feel smart: being able to explain a biochem concept that no one understands, better than the TA can.

To whom it may concern, the bathroom is not a place to just hang out and try to make new friends. You should already know this.

Whenever I reach a bus stop just as the bus is turning out I wish I had a blow horn so I could announce, “Bus, wait for pedestrian.”