InstantDaily: 9.24

Hey, I haven’t met you, and this is crazy, but you hit my parked car, so go put your name and number under the wiper maybe?

Burned all my froyo calories dancing the night away at Thirsty’s! #ladiesnight

In the game of Homecoming, you win or you die.

I‘m upset UConn lost to Western Michigan, but at least Randy Edsall had to deal with West Virginia scoring again.

At least now when the UConn football team loses painfully I can go cheer myself up with FROYO.

Dear Garrigus, GOOD MORNING!!!!!
Love, your friends in the marching band

To the owner of the black Honda Accord parked in the lower level of D lot, you have about $800 in tickets on your windshild. You might want to get on that.

So does this mean we’re like, rivals with Western Michigan now?

Well thank you Apple, I did want the new update to erase all my contacts and make my phone freak out right before the weekend.

Thank God the weekend is over and I can get some real sleep...what’s that? Sunday bar night?

Sometimes I spend hours just thinking of what I can make as my new Twitter handle...

Are people still angry about the lottery? Or is that like a “so last week” type deal?