InstantDaily: 9.4

My political science professor’s official advice to Mitt Romney: Be more like Bruce Wayne.

I was really excited about having Labor Day off. Then I remembered I don’t have class on Mondays anyway.

Weekends like this really make me wish they were building a beach downtown instead of a Moe’s...who am I kidding I can’t wait for Moe’s.

Was their a massive funeral today in Husky Village, or is it just the end of sorority recruitment and everyone had to wear a black dress?

North has been really stepping it up with the cardboard pizza this year.

I feel like teargassing hundreds of rowdy college kids would make any situation worse, just saying.

Cow tipping to country music on Horsebarn Hill. #IdeasForMyFirstDateWithTaylorSwift

When did I get homework?

There’s a tornado coming to UConn again? What was all that talk about safest part of the country again?

This new smoothie place in the Union is the best thing to ever happen to my taste buds, and the worst thing to ever happen to my thighs.

Lil Wayne, you disappoint me.

4 DAYS TILL GAME DAY BABYYY!!!!