InstantDaily: 9.5

My professor’s idea for a future presidential Twitter State of the Union address: “U.S. O.K. “

The Mirror Lake fountains in the pouring rain look like an awesome water park. I’m going swimming.

Didn’t we just have a political convention?

Football coming back tomorrow means any shot at decent grades this semester just went down the tubes.

I really wish it was more acceptable for guys to take zumba classes. I would kill it in there.

I was having a bad day, and then I remembered 7/11 was coming to Storrs Center and it became a good day.

When did raising your hand in a big lecture hall become a crime?

If this kid in my philosophy lecture raises his hand one more time...

What’s on my iPod right now: Taylor Swift, Notorious B.I.G., Lil Brit. #SoundtrackForAGoodDay

Why yes, I did celebrate the birthday of my one true love (Beyonce) by blasting “Single Ladies” all morning. Want to fight about it neighbors?