InstantDaily: 9.6

I’ve got an air conditioned dorm room. Ahhhhhhhhh.

What’s better then T-Swift, Biggie, and Lil’ Brit? Having a french girl living in your room for three weeks who serenades you with Avril Lavigne every night before bedtime. #SoundtrackForAGreatDay #SeeYouAtTeds

Sometimes Rev Run’s Twitter account is the only thing that keeps me going on these rainy days. Preach brother!!

The biggest decision of my night was whether to watch the football game or Bill Clinton. The decision came down to whether or not the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders made the trip to New Jersey...

Having money makes me so happy. Then I spend all my money at Ted’s and then I feel sad.

Thank you Based God.

I think I can see the mysterious person behind the InstantDaily through The Daily Campus window from my room in the Oaks. He looks handsome. Or she looks pretty. Or, what?

I think I just got a 120 on my first ever college quiz. Looks like mom’s getting a phone call home tonight!