InstantDaily for 10.16
Published: Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Updated: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 23:10
“What ever happened to the Quartering Act?”
If the drivers, pedestrians, bikers and scooters on campus were to have a war, it would be everyone vs. the scooters
A zombie just sat down during my meeting... shizz just got real
I just got ID’d at the convenience store for a pack of gum... I think it’s time I grow a beard or something.
The point of going to college is to never win a game of never-have-I-ever.
Murphy’s Law should have been if you’re going to a meeting, someone is going to ask a lot of questions.
“Over the line! MARK IT ZERO!”
Airlines could make more money if they offered seats on people’s laps for bargain prices.
Drafted Kemba, so we can wrap this thing up. I won.