Instant Daily

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Posted: 9/5/08

E. coli is the new Norovirus.

Do we rep CT? Yeah, we rep CT! From the 8-6-0 to the 2-0-3!

Towers dining hall offered South a 1st-round pick, Pasta Bar rights, and cash consideration for trays. The offer was declined, with no counter-offer.

To girl who got so drunk at Carriage last weekend - check your phone. The EMTs thought you looked so beautiful with puke all over yourself that they'd take photos of you with your camera phone.

If I see one more Instant Daily about Sarah Palin being a MILF, I'm gonna lose faith in this school and this election.

Sarah Palin's a MILF, and in four months her daughter will be too.

I can't decide which goes down more, UConn's Internet or Bristol Palin.

I don't know what goes down more, this year's freshman class or Bristol Palin.

UConn's internet goes down more than Bristol Palin.

West Virginia. Condoms. No trays.

West Virginia just scored on Bristol Palin.