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Posted: 10/13/08

It's been two years and I still don't know what the deal is with that red window in the ITE building.

To the kid that everyone heard about through the bus intercoms Friday morning around 9, I'm glad UConn's transportation system got permission to bring you to the Infirmary, and I hope your ankle is feeling better.

Babies must be like veal to zombies.

Thanks, UConn Police Department for helping me master the art of illegally smuggling alcohol. Thanks to the skills I honed on campus under your watch, I was able to successfully sneak an entire mini-keg of beer past the German police and into a tent at Oktoberfest.

I saw a drug deal going down behind the new gazebo. Thanks for the new addition, UConn. Now I know where to get my pot.

Can someone please tell the USG members to stop wearing suits? You are not real politicians.

Can the InstantDailies about squirrels please stop? I had a horrific dream last night that a baby squirrel tore me apart with its claws. I blame the InstantDaily.

UConn does a great job with Late Night every week. Standing in line for three hours for an air-brushed trucker hat definitely makes me want to remain sober on Friday nights.