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Posted: 10/7/08

You know you're an engineer when a teacher expects you to find an answer but does not give you the question.

I found out the hard way that the UConn cops don't like it when you run around at night with a ski mask on, even when you tell them you're wearing it because it's cold.

I don't want Obama or McCain for president. I want Hogan for president!

I'm the one who was playing cowbell. I'm in a band called Ralph West and the Nutmeg Howlers.

Easy-Mac is not as easy as you may think. Why do they print the instructions so small? Sincerely, the Easy-Mac freshman.

Why is the economy sucking wind? Is our obesity finally catching up with us? Do we have people who can't cook Easy-Mac working at Wall Street?

If you could melt dry ice, does that mean you can take a bath without getting wet?

Looks like we have another "nucular" on our hands.