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Posted: 11/3/08

So is it bad that I was so drunk on Halloween that it was 30 degrees out and I wasn't cold at all in my little costume? That's never a good sign.

You know you had a good Halloween when you black out and your answer to your answer to your roommate's request that you need to puke is "It's OK, I'm a doctor."

I saw a Rubik's Cube and Jesus walking together over the weekend... I can die happy now! Thank you, UConn!

Daylight savings was great because then you could be at a party and when they start kicking everyone out around 2 a.m., you can say "Hey wait! It's only 1 a.m.!" And then you're good.

There are two different kinds of people who live in East: 1) Those who think they're super indie and philosophical and sit on the benches in the quad discussing literature, and 2) Those who just wanted a freaking single.

I didn't know our football team was sponsored by Butterfinger.