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Posted: 2/20/07

Asking college students to leave witty remarks is like asking a cat to pass my accounting classes.

Just wondering if anyone knows whether or not the mouse traps I found in the heater in my room are complimentary or if they are going to be on my fee bill? Let me know.

You can thank me for the 40 degree weather this week; I was down in Arizona and brought some of it with me!

Was anyone else disturbed by the cross dressing images in the paper? Honestly, I feel for the photographer.

8:30 p.m. Grand Union Monday night. To the guy in the shorts and the Italia jacket: sorry for my friend and me staring at you! We both thought you were really hot. - guy in black, girl in red.

To the girls who go into the bathroom barefoot, I can only hope you give them a good wash in the shower.