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Posted: 8/28/08

Blue Line, if you were my Facebook friend, you would SO be de-friended.

When did Michelle Obama get so hot?

Here's to a year free of jokes about West Virginia scoring, and more jokes about drunken roommates attempting to score.

To all slow moving freshman: We shall be armed with green tomatoes if you don't start crossing the streets faster and with more enthusiasm.

Did anyone see the new Just For Men hair regrowth commercial featuring a woman?

How many pantsuits does Hillary Clinton own?

So we're playing Hofstra. Don't they have more STDs than Rutgers?

R.I.P. Vlad.

Dear McMahon: I understood when I had to swipe my card to enter the building. But having to swipe to get into the elevator? Really? Next thing you know I'll need two forms of identification and a reference to take a piss.