Instant Daily

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Posted: 6/15/09

Summer is work for me, but a vacation for my liver.

So, the only InstantDaily that will ever get accepted is this one, because I am not there to see it.

Calhoun finished a bike race with five broken ribs? Hell, if anything he deserves MORE money.

After visiting the Dairy Bar during orientation, I want to major in Strawberry Cheesecake.

Wings Over Storrs is closed for the summer. Did chickens get swine flu?

So what if I got on the Dean's List? I crave the approval of the InstantDaily so much more.

Taking summer classes is like being in a relationship. You pay loads of money to waste hours of time, never see your friends and get screwed.

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

My list of accomplishments this summer: got out of bed long enough to submit an InstantDaily.

Get well soon, Calhoun.