Instant Daily

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Posted: 10/10/08

To my roommate: Yes, I heard you when you were trying to talk to me. I was pretending to listen to music, but in all actuality, I was just wearing headphones so I wouldn't have to talk to you.

Looks like West is getting a mini golf course, too.

To everyone on the Green line at 3:15: It was a pleasure getting to know you all of you in such close quarters.

Today I saw a squirrel evade death by a car only to get run over by a biker immediately after.

I just wrote Indiana Jones down under "Famous Archeologists" on my anthropology exam.

To everyone in Batterson: Sorry you get mad when I loudly stumble in on Thursdays while you're having a study party, but get a life.

You know you're in the backwoods of Connecticut when you pass a motel advertising that they have color TV.

I'm so drunk I won't remember writing to the Instant Daily tomorrow.

To the girl who got changed in the 3rd floor library cubicle: nice.

Professor, a squirrel ate my homework.