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Posted: 10/14/08

To the people who want to "funk the war:" draw only 853 more peace signs and the war is over.

Dear UConn: A Haiku. My backpack I lost, please help me recover it, I need my notes back.

To the kid who wants to know what the red room is for in ITE, thats where they co me up with the ideas of things to put in West.

I was horrified when I saw a biker stop by a dead animal, pick it up and put it in his mouth then pedal away. Then I realized it was just his tail that had fallen off as he had been riding.

To the kid who said there is no music scene at UConn: go play Guitar Hero and you'll be cool.

When do the residents of Sherman-Webster get our Dairy Bar party for winning the Eco-Madness? I didn't spend all those weeks peeing in the shower to save water for nothing.

"Available at 7:30 on Monday morning" is to Peoplesoft as late Monday afternoon is to "thanks for lying."

To the guys one floor directly above my room: take your Riverdancing somewhere else when its the middle of the night.

I love puppies.