InstantDaily for 8.30
Published: Friday, August 30, 2013
Updated: Friday, August 30, 2013 00:08
Towson just scored.
To the owner of the orange bike in the bike room at McMahon: You are bad at parking and should be ashamed.
Paying in cash at Bookworms screams “I don’t have a meal plan”
The lint from the dryers is recyclable right?
Do you know any Amish towns we can visit?”
“I see the women’s basketball team was at the football game... Too bad they couldn’t play.”
Ah, Homer. We meet again.
You can’t take drinks on the bus to the football. Where is the freedom!?
*While ripping up sod* “Replant this, Susan Herbst!!”
And Towson just scored... again.
To the girl wearing ski goggles around campus... Just stop.
Have a nice day!
So how exactly does UConn plan on advertising the Michigan game after this?
“It’s a long season.”