InstantDaily for 9.3
Published: Monday, September 2, 2013
Updated: Monday, September 2, 2013 23:09
Mansfield Apartments needs a swimming pool.
Now I feel like I need to go out and save the world... But honestly I just want dessert.
“Wait, when you break up with him can I be hiding in the closet?”
Not taking my pain medication because I want to get drunk tonight!!
I live in a single in East, also known as solitary confinement on Rikers Island.
How did it get to be September?
I just want the groundhogs to be my friends.
When it rains, it Storrs.
“Move-in day was like a competition between parents of who could fit the most stuff in their kid’s room”
Congrats to the men’s football (soccer) team on their No. 1 national ranking!
Where are the bike lanes?
I’m definitely laboring on Labor Day #EngineeringProblems.