InstantDaily for 9.4
Published: Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Updated: Tuesday, September 3, 2013 21:09
I feel like Elle Woods is my spirit animal.
Told myself I wouldn’t eat this whole bag of gummy bears.
I hope the now-missing centipede in my room knows it’s ruining my life.
So Rodman’s back in North Korea. Would love to see him go 1-on-1 with Kim Jong Un...
I used the extra day off this week to fall even further behind than a usual week.
Wait a minute, the mailroom for East is in Towers? Was Eastern’s campus not available?
“I maintain that it’s difficult to be a superhero and still have time for dessert.”
There’s a strong possibility that there is nothing in this world I love more than cheese.
I just tried swiping my credit card instead of my id to get in my building, so that’s how my day has been.
Nothing ruins a good road trip like a person in the passenger seat.