2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/3/08 Section: Commentary
If a girl falls down the stairs behind the library and nobody sees her but she tells me all about it, will InstantDaily still make fun of her?
Maybe the Co-op should sell kites so we can all start flying to class.
I saw that the Blue and White kid was looking for people to go to Tampa with him. Someone should let him know that some students still go to class.
Someone put peanut butter on the bathroom door handle as an April Fool's joke. Great idea, except for the fact that there's a kid on the floor who is allergic to peanut butter.
Thanks for standing me up "100 Percent Unique" T-shirt guy, it gave me a chance to get some Biology studying done... I would have preferred to study anatomy though.
My girlfriend told me I could have a threesome if I said something witty in the InstantDaily. Now I just need to find two girls.
Maybe the Co-op should sell kites so we can all start flying to class.
I saw that the Blue and White kid was looking for people to go to Tampa with him. Someone should let him know that some students still go to class.
Someone put peanut butter on the bathroom door handle as an April Fool's joke. Great idea, except for the fact that there's a kid on the floor who is allergic to peanut butter.
Thanks for standing me up "100 Percent Unique" T-shirt guy, it gave me a chance to get some Biology studying done... I would have preferred to study anatomy though.
My girlfriend told me I could have a threesome if I said something witty in the InstantDaily. Now I just need to find two girls.
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AJ
posted 4/03/08 @ 6:29 PM EST
Aight Instant Daily can you tell me why you never published anything from me and put 100000 and counting post about "West virginia ... (everyone knows the rest)"
jeff
posted 4/03/08 @ 11:28 PM EST
the instantdaily misses a lot of funny entries. I've entered a ton of stuff to the instantdaily, and to be honest, I think the stuff they don't print that I sent in is funnier than some of the stuff they do print of mine. (Continued…)
David
posted 4/04/08 @ 8:28 AM EST
Of course you think your stuff is funnier...it's called being biased.
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