2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/4/08 Section: Commentary
Hey freshmen: Forget about the Hartford shuttle. I'll take you around the state for half the price.
Apparently there has been a crackdown of solicitation on Craig's List, so everyone is using InstantDaily. But anyway, I'll be the second girl for that threesome.
You can totally tell the status of a student based on their facial hair. None/Scruff = undergrad. Braidable length beard = grad student.
The "100 Percent Unique" T-shirt guy is my roommate. Girl, you're not missing much.
Dear Daily Campus, yesterday was April 3, not April 4. Just because you published two papers on April 1 does not give you license to skip a day.
Attention X-Lot vultures: Creepily following me to my car to try to take my parking spot is a sure-fire way to get me to sit in my car and read the newspaper until you are late for class.
Apparently there has been a crackdown of solicitation on Craig's List, so everyone is using InstantDaily. But anyway, I'll be the second girl for that threesome.
You can totally tell the status of a student based on their facial hair. None/Scruff = undergrad. Braidable length beard = grad student.
The "100 Percent Unique" T-shirt guy is my roommate. Girl, you're not missing much.
Dear Daily Campus, yesterday was April 3, not April 4. Just because you published two papers on April 1 does not give you license to skip a day.
Attention X-Lot vultures: Creepily following me to my car to try to take my parking spot is a sure-fire way to get me to sit in my car and read the newspaper until you are late for class.
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