2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/7/08 Section: Commentary
So is this diarrhea sickness really going to blow over without being mentioned in the InstantDaily at all?
This just in: The contagious disease 30 students have is T-Pain.
To the girl in South Grab & Go who flirts with me by putting extra chicken in my wrap - it's working.
Ok, mildly annoying sore throat, decision time: Either go away or get bad enough so that I can make $75 in that UConn Infirmary study.
Does anyone else find it weird that we have to pay $15 to play Oozeball when we can play for free anywhere in the Northwest Quad when it rains?
Maybe UConn should stop playing teams from California in Tampa Bay. I'm just saying.
I wonder how many people will find out that the women's team lost by reading jokes in the InstantDaily.
This just in: The contagious disease 30 students have is T-Pain.
To the girl in South Grab & Go who flirts with me by putting extra chicken in my wrap - it's working.
Ok, mildly annoying sore throat, decision time: Either go away or get bad enough so that I can make $75 in that UConn Infirmary study.
Does anyone else find it weird that we have to pay $15 to play Oozeball when we can play for free anywhere in the Northwest Quad when it rains?
Maybe UConn should stop playing teams from California in Tampa Bay. I'm just saying.
I wonder how many people will find out that the women's team lost by reading jokes in the InstantDaily.
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