2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/8/08 Section: Commentary
So I calculated that for 16,000 undergraduates at 25 megabytes each, Huskymail uses only 400 gigabytes of storage space. That's less than $80 worth of hard drive space. What the hell, people?
UConn in London was sleeping away a rough night when at 7 a.m. a fire alarm went off. Fordham students who evacuated the building asked why there were only two UConn students outside. We were all too drunk for the alarm to faze us. Represent.
A weekend isn't a weekend without finding a 9-foot metal wheel on the rape trail and rolling it into a cop car.
To the guy who thinks the girl at the South Grab 'n' Go is flirting with him: She gives everyone extra chicken. She's new. Get over yourself.
Last week we decorated for housekeeping appreciation week. This week the housekeepers have to clean it all up.
The class Memphis students fail the most: free-throw shooting 101.
UConn in London was sleeping away a rough night when at 7 a.m. a fire alarm went off. Fordham students who evacuated the building asked why there were only two UConn students outside. We were all too drunk for the alarm to faze us. Represent.
A weekend isn't a weekend without finding a 9-foot metal wheel on the rape trail and rolling it into a cop car.
To the guy who thinks the girl at the South Grab 'n' Go is flirting with him: She gives everyone extra chicken. She's new. Get over yourself.
Last week we decorated for housekeeping appreciation week. This week the housekeepers have to clean it all up.
The class Memphis students fail the most: free-throw shooting 101.
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