2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/14/08 Section: Commentary
I just saw my tuition go up in fireworks.
I think the fire alarm is pulled in Hilltop Suites so often to get the kid with the drums to shut up.
Our floor's big shower stall has a huge hole in it. Now that's angry sex.
The rent-a-security-guard at Carriage did a great job patroling Saturday, we managed to light every piece of furniture from my apartment on fire on the front lawn.
We need a student body to attend the Inauguration, so let's close the dining halls and make the picnic the only place on campus for food.
I think the cops are more excited about Spring Weekend than we are. They get to act tough and look important three nights in a row!
This weekend we made a bonfire using some old InstantDailys and synthetic motor oil. The marshmallows were amazing.
I think the fire alarm is pulled in Hilltop Suites so often to get the kid with the drums to shut up.
Our floor's big shower stall has a huge hole in it. Now that's angry sex.
The rent-a-security-guard at Carriage did a great job patroling Saturday, we managed to light every piece of furniture from my apartment on fire on the front lawn.
We need a student body to attend the Inauguration, so let's close the dining halls and make the picnic the only place on campus for food.
I think the cops are more excited about Spring Weekend than we are. They get to act tough and look important three nights in a row!
This weekend we made a bonfire using some old InstantDailys and synthetic motor oil. The marshmallows were amazing.
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