2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/15/08 Section: Commentary
Is it wrong to want a new President so we can do inauguration weekend again next year?
Look I'll just say it now - Obama is not that amazing.
Has anyone else noticed that stench lately? I bet it's Tent City. Damn hippies.
All this schoolwork is interfering with my drinking ... I need to boost my tolerance for Spring Weekend!
To the kid wearing a bright orange T-shirt to match the bright orange laces in his 70s-style roller skates as he rolled around campus: stop it.
To the guys who almost got arrested trying to tip over the porta-potty outside of West: please try again this week.
All hail President Hoagie.
Don't go Hasheem.
Look I'll just say it now - Obama is not that amazing.
Has anyone else noticed that stench lately? I bet it's Tent City. Damn hippies.
All this schoolwork is interfering with my drinking ... I need to boost my tolerance for Spring Weekend!
To the kid wearing a bright orange T-shirt to match the bright orange laces in his 70s-style roller skates as he rolled around campus: stop it.
To the guys who almost got arrested trying to tip over the porta-potty outside of West: please try again this week.
All hail President Hoagie.
Don't go Hasheem.
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Sammy Whitetower
posted 4/15/08 @ 1:55 PM EST
Today is the unoffical day that the UConn and State police begin praying for rain and bad weather for Spring Weekend.
jeff boggio
posted 4/15/08 @ 10:27 PM EST
To the girl jogging in hot pants, I think I owe you a buck.
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