2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/18/08 Section: Commentary
Today I saw a guy wearing a West Virginia T-shirt. Around here, that's not going to help him score again.
First there was the article "Minors Are The Way To Go" and now there is "The Truth About Good Head." Daily Campus, you have become a poor man's Playboy.
Graduate students know everything about everyone. That's why their beards are so big. They are full of secrets.
Nothing describes a Connecticut hippy more than the North Face tents in Tent City.
Most people that make fun of "Guitar Hero" or "Rock Band" usually really suck at it. Yes, guy from yesterday, I'm calling you out.
Some people are pro-life. Others are pro-choice. I'm pro-moustache.
The drunks are coming! The drunks are coming! Quick, we must fortify Carriage with the $5 fence again.
I'm going to name my first born son Hogan, because he will be that awesome.
First there was the article "Minors Are The Way To Go" and now there is "The Truth About Good Head." Daily Campus, you have become a poor man's Playboy.
Graduate students know everything about everyone. That's why their beards are so big. They are full of secrets.
Nothing describes a Connecticut hippy more than the North Face tents in Tent City.
Most people that make fun of "Guitar Hero" or "Rock Band" usually really suck at it. Yes, guy from yesterday, I'm calling you out.
Some people are pro-life. Others are pro-choice. I'm pro-moustache.
The drunks are coming! The drunks are coming! Quick, we must fortify Carriage with the $5 fence again.
I'm going to name my first born son Hogan, because he will be that awesome.
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