2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/22/08 Section: Commentary
I have a strange suspicion that the new "Hunting Lodge Road Path" sign will not be in its current location after this weekend.
The stick figures having sex in the Stall Street News are just so creepy.
To the boy looking for a WWII history chick, I want your Battle Of The Bulge in my Guadalcanal. Or, we can meet Midway and I'll blitzkrieg your Dusseldorf.
Anyone want to make a snowman with the snow left on the side of North Garage?
If my body is considered a container, then does that mean when I throw up in front of a cop, it's an open container?
Can I get a note from the Infirmary excusing me from class for having senioritis?
Baby girl don't mean to be rude, I just want to take you out, show you what I'm about, take you out in my pickup truck, baby you 'bout to get stuck.
Happy 4/20! I forgot to send it on the actual 4/20.
The stick figures having sex in the Stall Street News are just so creepy.
To the boy looking for a WWII history chick, I want your Battle Of The Bulge in my Guadalcanal. Or, we can meet Midway and I'll blitzkrieg your Dusseldorf.
Anyone want to make a snowman with the snow left on the side of North Garage?
If my body is considered a container, then does that mean when I throw up in front of a cop, it's an open container?
Can I get a note from the Infirmary excusing me from class for having senioritis?
Baby girl don't mean to be rude, I just want to take you out, show you what I'm about, take you out in my pickup truck, baby you 'bout to get stuck.
Happy 4/20! I forgot to send it on the actual 4/20.
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