2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/25/08 Section: Commentary
Am I the only person that is as excited about next week's Police Blotter as I am about Carriage or Celeron?
I propose a new Spring Weekend event: Identify The Unmarked Police Car. With so many to choose from, the competition will be tough. The winner doesn't go to jail!
Help fight the drought; pee on a tree this weekend.
Spring Weekend: Finals week for your liver.
To the guy in our economics class who keeps screaming "shut up" at the top of his lungs when class is starting: Calm down sillybuns, you are going to get a heart attack!
To the girl whose dress was blown up by the wind outside the school of business (yeah you with the blue undies): Thanks for the official and proper start to my Spring Weekend.
I'm more of the Civil War type. So if you're my type of Chickamauga, I Grant you the right to explore the Stonewall in my Lee jeans.
I'm durnk.
I propose a new Spring Weekend event: Identify The Unmarked Police Car. With so many to choose from, the competition will be tough. The winner doesn't go to jail!
Help fight the drought; pee on a tree this weekend.
Spring Weekend: Finals week for your liver.
To the guy in our economics class who keeps screaming "shut up" at the top of his lungs when class is starting: Calm down sillybuns, you are going to get a heart attack!
To the girl whose dress was blown up by the wind outside the school of business (yeah you with the blue undies): Thanks for the official and proper start to my Spring Weekend.
I'm more of the Civil War type. So if you're my type of Chickamauga, I Grant you the right to explore the Stonewall in my Lee jeans.
I'm durnk.
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