Instant Daily
Issue date: 4/29/08 Section: Commentary
I think Buckley dining hall caught a case of senioritis: with a week left to go, they have stopped trying to produce edible food altogether.
To the kid getting arrested for smoking weed: Call me crazy, but I don't think offering the cop a hit was your best course of action.
With all this rain it seems God is sending a flood to rid UConn of all the sins of Spring Weekend ... Good thing I still got the Captain in me and enough beer cans to build an arc.
After finding out that the residential buildings use the most water on campus, they should expand the study to find out where the most books are held.
My first Spring Weekend experience is making me seriously reconsider if I want to study abroad next spring semester.
I woke up on the roof of someone's house on Sunday. I'm not sure who was more confused: me, or the guy who found me on his roof.
Hello, sobriety, old friend. It's nice to be with you again.
To the kid getting arrested for smoking weed: Call me crazy, but I don't think offering the cop a hit was your best course of action.
With all this rain it seems God is sending a flood to rid UConn of all the sins of Spring Weekend ... Good thing I still got the Captain in me and enough beer cans to build an arc.
After finding out that the residential buildings use the most water on campus, they should expand the study to find out where the most books are held.
My first Spring Weekend experience is making me seriously reconsider if I want to study abroad next spring semester.
I woke up on the roof of someone's house on Sunday. I'm not sure who was more confused: me, or the guy who found me on his roof.
Hello, sobriety, old friend. It's nice to be with you again.
2008 Woodie Awards
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