2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 5/1/08 Section: Commentary
The water in New Jersey is so bad, I'd rather drink Keystone.
A kid in a banana suit walked through my class today. My teacher's reaction was, "When I was in college, kids used to streak." So, Mr. Banana, are you going to peel yourself for Friday's class?
If I had a nickel for every time I walked in on my roommate touching himself, I'd have 15 cents.
InstantDaily, I'm going to send you a naked picture of myself in hopes that you'll finally publish what I send in.
I thought the LSD I tried over Spring Weekend wore off until I saw a boy wearing a tail walk by me today.
And now, young Skywalker, you will die.
Dear couple who was fighting in the clear glass room on the first floor of the library: just to let you know, they don't have ceilings and I want to know if it's a boy or a girl.
A kid in a banana suit walked through my class today. My teacher's reaction was, "When I was in college, kids used to streak." So, Mr. Banana, are you going to peel yourself for Friday's class?
If I had a nickel for every time I walked in on my roommate touching himself, I'd have 15 cents.
InstantDaily, I'm going to send you a naked picture of myself in hopes that you'll finally publish what I send in.
I thought the LSD I tried over Spring Weekend wore off until I saw a boy wearing a tail walk by me today.
And now, young Skywalker, you will die.
Dear couple who was fighting in the clear glass room on the first floor of the library: just to let you know, they don't have ceilings and I want to know if it's a boy or a girl.
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Megan Huizenga
posted 5/01/08 @ 12:21 PM EST
To the commentary about atheists, just because you worship a fictional being, does not make US any less human!
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