How was Spring Weekend? Do you even remember it? Did you know the name of the person you woke up next to? Sorry. Did you know the name of the "people" you woke up next to? How did that introduction go? Did you pack the Morning-After Pill? By the way, have you seen the pregnant man? Is giving birth really that hard? How crazy is his girlfriend? Crazy like Britney Spears? Why does global warming ruin everything? Does it even exist? Is Rev. (0) comments
Two of my colleagues have resigned. Two of my colleagues have resigned and if today were not my last day as commentary editor of The Daily Campus, I would be the third in line in this abruptly formulated exit parade. Indignation is a roughly appropriate term to describe my emotions at the moment. (2) comments
I'd resolved to write a summary piece on my experiences in Singapore after my first month or so here. I'd resolved that I'd make the piece quite good and spend a long time on it, and I'd pour into this hypothetical piece all of my experiences in this tropical blast furnace so that others might benefit vicariously from my miserable suffering. (1) comment
If I really wanted to get into the last InstantDaily, I'd say something stupid, like, "To the squirrel that winked at me on my way to class: Right back at ya. Sorry I was wearing sunglasses." If I had a nickel for every time I touched myself while my roommate was sleeping, I would have a small fortune. (0) comments