2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 5/11/08 Section: Commentary
Well, this is it - graduation. Given the economy, I can look forward to getting no jobs with my UConn degree. But at least my alma mater taught me to drink. Cheers, UConn.
You know that statistic they teach you on orientation where one of the people sitting next to you won't graduate? It's true, just ask my buddy who sat to my right.
I think it's appropriate that my last college class ever was "The Age of Dinosaurs."
I hope you think this is funny because I want to be in the InstantDaily before I graduate.
Dear InstantDaily, I would miss you, but you always publish passive-aggressive "to the person who..." comments. I would advise seeking some sort of counseling over the summer so that you can confront people with your quarrels and not live life in such emotional disarray.
As a graduating senior, I have to admit that, for the past three years, I have only picked up a copy of The Daily Campus so I could read the InstantDaily. After I finished, I threw it away. I hope you're not offended, it's just that you don't report on funny things.
You know that statistic they teach you on orientation where one of the people sitting next to you won't graduate? It's true, just ask my buddy who sat to my right.
I think it's appropriate that my last college class ever was "The Age of Dinosaurs."
I hope you think this is funny because I want to be in the InstantDaily before I graduate.
Dear InstantDaily, I would miss you, but you always publish passive-aggressive "to the person who..." comments. I would advise seeking some sort of counseling over the summer so that you can confront people with your quarrels and not live life in such emotional disarray.
As a graduating senior, I have to admit that, for the past three years, I have only picked up a copy of The Daily Campus so I could read the InstantDaily. After I finished, I threw it away. I hope you're not offended, it's just that you don't report on funny things.
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