2008 Woodie Awards
Instant Daily
Issue date: 8/4/08 Section: Commentary
There is only one month to go until school and my liver still hasn't recovered.
What does a drowned smurf look like?
I don't know about you, but reading the comics page in class again is about the only thing I'm looking forward to this year.
I will not be attending UConn, but with this fancy new instant word system, I'll message you daily.
Guess what, guys? West Virginia just scored again.
I saw a guy driving a Hummer today ... is a punch line really necessary?
McMahon dining hall food is looking good after living off of Mac 'n' Cheese this summer.
If you tell freshmen that Fairfield Way is the rape trail, will more of them walk to class?
I hope the basketball team looks like the basketball team instead of the football team this year.
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What does a drowned smurf look like?
I don't know about you, but reading the comics page in class again is about the only thing I'm looking forward to this year.
I will not be attending UConn, but with this fancy new instant word system, I'll message you daily.
Guess what, guys? West Virginia just scored again.
I saw a guy driving a Hummer today ... is a punch line really necessary?
McMahon dining hall food is looking good after living off of Mac 'n' Cheese this summer.
If you tell freshmen that Fairfield Way is the rape trail, will more of them walk to class?
I hope the basketball team looks like the basketball team instead of the football team this year.
Send us your thoughts on anything and everything by sending an AOL instant message to InstantDaily, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
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