I think UConn wants us to be fat because FitTV never has audio.
They may have a legitimate reason, but if The Daily Show and Colbert Report writers don't stop striking soon, I'm going to stab someone with a fork.
Where's Santa? I don't want to see Sammy. Give me Santa!
I'm fairly sure I saw a girl from my English class dancing at a strip club.
I think West Virginia just DIDN'T score again. Haha, poetic justice.
Promote safe snacking! Use condom-ments!
HeadON, apply directly to the forehead. HeadON, apply directly to the forehead. HeadON, apply directly to the forehead.
After sitting behind the UConn bench at the Gonzaga game, I had to go to confession because I was listening to coach Calhoun.
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