To the person that said that cowboy hats make them want to throw up, well you can kiss my natural born, Redneck to the bone, ever-lovin' country…
Can somebody tell me HOW the turtles just KNOW to swim toward the ocean?!
When Ne-Yo suggests I grab somebody sexy and tell them, "Hey," I ordinarily just wrap my arms around myself and gingerly say, "Hey."
To the girl who walked out of CB, grabbed a handful of snow off the ground and ate it last night....I saw you.
Today at my congressional office we got a letter written by Jesus.
I'm still sitting shiva for RLG's perfect attendance record.
Dressing up for my senior portrait makes me feel like I'm in the business school.
Duck testicles look quite appetizing.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana bread. It's so a-peel-ing.
There are few things more frustrating than people who pronounce the word "frustrating" as "fustrating." There's an R in that word, boo boo.
So for you this is just a good time, but for me, this is what I call life. MMMMM.
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