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• 8.26 Instant Daily

  Well. Look who it is. You think you can just disappear all summer and then return like nothing happened, Instant Daily?

  Will we hear from Jay Hickey on Monday? What a great way to start classes!

  They need to deliver the Daily Campus to carr...

  August 24, 2011

• InstantDaily: 3.30

  Is a single classroom in Monteith a montooth?

  UConn students are too cool for sidewalks.

  Has a professor ever gotten in the InstantDaily? I want to be the first.

   Talking buses, awkward library doors, it’s cold out. Can we get...

  March 29, 2012

• 5.7 InstantDaily

  Is this Paul Gaines?

  I'm sad that I'm graduating. I will no longer get the chance to play real life Angry Birds off the building structure near the library.

  I can't graduate until I get in the Instant Daily. Do me a solid, dude.

  Bring...

  May 5, 2011

• InstantDaily: 11.1

  To the two people who gave me weird looks because of my blue/white painted face and wig: you're just jealous that you can't match my Husky Pride.

  I'm sure whoever is stuck cleaning up all the horse poop from the carriage on Fairfield Way is havin...

  October 31, 2011

• InstantDaily: 8.24

  I hopped out the car at Storrs, CT with a dream and the smell of cow crap.

  Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?

  They did WHAT with Store 24?

  So the Union stepped up its game this summer. Smoothies and Chinese food? But no on...

  August 23, 2012

• InstantDaily: 4.4

  Yes, I am the guy who was spray painting outside Jorgensen, yes my major is better than yours.

  Yo Dennis Rodman, I thought you said that you had this whole North Korea thing taken care of?

  Arjona is being renovated. Carriage is no longer a ...

  April 5, 2013

• InstantDaily: 5.1

  What ever happened to the Springfield Indians?

  Ow, my cuticles hurt.

  Why did I get Yankee Candle hand sanitizer, though?

  Remember when the women won the national championship? Yeah, I don’t know which of the eight times I’m thinking o...

  April 30, 2013

• Instant Daily: 5.11

  UConn will be a beautiful campus when they finally finish building it.

  Thank god finals are over I can’t think of anything tougher than...oh wait now I need to find a job.

  Do I really need to leave UConn or can I just stay here foreve...

  May 9, 2013

• InstantDaily: 4.27

  Where can I apply to be the first official International Correspondent for the InstantDaily next semester? Just think...I can set up a franchise in Germany.

  Wouldn’t that old news stand area in Homer be a great place for a bar?
  
  I do not fe...

  April 27, 2012

• InstantDaily: 2.10

  I love you.

  My roommate just called me a nerd for waiting for the InstantDaily to come online. By Charlie Sheen's standards not only am I winning, but I'm probably also a warlock, not a nerd.

  Chuck Norris lists Jeff Adrien as his emergency ...

  February 9, 2012

• InstantDaily: 2.9

  You would think our athletes would act more...athletic...and walk instead of riding their mopeds around campus.

  InstantDaily, all I wanted to do was eat my breakfast in peace. But no, I had to read about semen's top speed and bj horror stori...

  February 8, 2012

• InstantDaily: 10.4

  I see UConn went with the "skunk so strong you can taste it" air-fresheners this year.

  Who run the world? Squirrels.

  Sometimes I like to lay in my neighbor's garden and pretend I'm a carrot.

  I don't know which site is harder to acce...

  October 2, 2011

• InstantDaily: 11.18

  Coach K may have gotten his 903rd win the other night, but I got my 200th InstantDaily yesterday. I think those accomplishments are just about equal.

  Where's a freak snowstorm when you need it!? #MidtermWoes

  Thanksgiving is like a las...

  November 17, 2011

• InstantDaily: 10.28

  I finally found something better than the InstantDaily - Showering.

  It's just snow, you know, that white stuff that comes out of the sky. No big deal.

  Maybe the cold will help me on my Fluid Mechanics exam tomorrow morning. All the answer...

  October 27, 2011

• InstantDaily: 10.26

  Every time I discover I haven’t lost a sock when I’ve done my laundry I do a small fist pump.

  Did anyone else know Santa Claus was running for President? Seriously, look it up.

  Glad to see that the football team can punt a ball over a net d...

  October 26, 2012

• InstantDaily: 11.1

  Good to know the InstantDaily works even through hurricanes.

  I had a nightmare that Hurricane Sandy sent a downpour upon my bed while I was sleeping. And then I realized I had just fallen asleep in the shower before me 8 a.m.

  Listening to A...

  October 31, 2012